jallbait:

do u ever see someone and think wow i wish i wsnt groos and annoying bc i wana kiss you

(via amassofcontradictions)

the-yolocaust:

list of successful pickup lines

• “hahah so….nice weather were having…just like you…shit i meant you look nice today just like the weather…no wait”
• start breakdancing for 5 hours straight and if she tries to leave then drag her back
• show her your nipple collection that you store in your trunk
• try to tear out a sheet of aluminum foil without crumpling it in any way
• [laminated paper wobbling noise]
• “bitch i might be”

(via amassofcontradictions)

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

(via lannsister)

sexponents:

play with my hair until i fall asleep and ill love you until i die

(via bitches-nd-hoez)